Hot Dudes: More Things Hot Guys Don't Do.

Wear Diamondz. 
I don't know if you've ever heard this song, but in it, it says: Diamonds are a GIRLS best friend. The worst are the earrings.  If you are wearing them I will most likely ask you, "How much did your earrings cost?" (it's weird how many dudes don't understand that I am mocking them when I ask them this).

If you want to show how much money you have don't do it with your ears and neck chain maybe get a chocolate lab, those are expensive right? "Oh sorry I wasn't listening I was distracted by your stupid chain that says what city you think is thug."

Take Pictures With Shirts Off. 
I have to say, I enjoy a good bod, I do. I would be lying if I said  I didn't enjoy looking some good shirtless guys, but when you have those pictures where you're in the mirror and you have that phone and your face is like "What yeah I have no shirt on, and I like it." That kind of guy is the kind of guy who likes to look at himself in every mirror he passes. He's the kind of guy who says, "Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants" (I don't know if I executed that correctly but you get the jist).

THIS DUDE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A GOOD BOD!

Wear Sk8r Shows With Girl Pants. 
I thought that girl pants were over as soon as skinny jeans came in. But alas I still keep seeing them. I also thought that giant gross sk8r shoes were over and vans were in, but alas I still see them. It seems this is always paired with a belt buckle that says like Monster Energy drink or something. Bleh.

This ain't even half as bad as I've seen. Man those shoes have like three inches of show on the sides, it's barfy.

Use the Words: Dope, Chill, Bro. 
Dope? That's dope. Like that's marijuana? Because you like dope? That's weird you talk about it that much. Chill. That's chill? Chill... because you like being in the cold... awe, I see now. And bro. What makes anyone your brother? Nobody is your brother unless he really is your brother. You have to have one same parent.

Own Anything With Flames on It. 
Do people have cars with flames anymore? I don't even know but if they do they probably have bleached hair and are wearing a silk shirt and have pokemon tats. Then there is those guys with flame shirts. So you want people to think you're on fire eh? We all want you to be on fire. But not really because that's mean but if fire wasn't harmful, I mean.

Talk about puke.
 

HOT DUDE: Ryan Gosling.

Who knew this strange lookin' kid with that creepy smirk on his face would turn into the hot stud that every sane woman lusts over? I bet the kids who shared the screen with this dude in mickey mouse club didn't think so, because they all became pop stars and well Ryan Gosling... Ryan Gosling became the idol of the perfect man to every woman who lives on the planet (who is sane).

"How did he get this way?" you ask. Well I would say, "WHERE IS YOUR BRAIN, DUMB DUMB?" It's a little movie called THE NOTEBOOK!

Where he said the words that tugged on all the heart strings of all the women who watched him be so manly and building that house and being all beardy and stuff.

"So it's not gonna be easy. It's going to be really hard; we're gonna have to work at this everyday, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, everyday. You and me... everyday"

"If your a bird, I'm a bird."

Ryan Gosling I hope you know what you are doing to all of us ladies and men... you have played the perfect fictional man. And we all love/hate you for that my man... but mostly love. 

Here's another movie we will never forget Crazy, Stupid, Love. How can we forget with a bod like this:

He plays that playa we all pretend to hate but secretly want and he wants you more than any other girl and he changes for you. It is every girls dream. You're the cute girl, not like drop dead sex on a stick, but effin adorable (emma stone)(okay she's sex on a stick but she plays the adorable girl). Ack! He kills BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM... that's his six pack murdering me. 

And then he plays the bad boy who falls in love and crushes a dudes brain in so you and your son (who isn't his son) don't get murdered by people your husband owes money to.

I always say to myself, I just want a man who will crush someone's skull in with his foot if I'm in danger, that's all I want.

Anyways those are just some reasons why he's a total stud here are some picture and stuff that more proves my point.

(Pankcake face Ryan)

(newsy Ryan)

(sweet sun specs Ryan)

(Interesting shadowed Ryan)

I could go on for days... perhaps I'll make another Ryan post... at a later date.

Hot Dudes: Then and Now.

So maybe you're not very old, but there was a time where better looking people looked better when they were younger (before your or "our" time). I know what you're thinking: But they are famous they can't get worse looking as they get older, that's for regular people. I'm sorry but either they are human beings or really strange robots that age and sometimes not well (Mickey Rourke** (I just made a plastic surgery joke)).

Brad Pitt

I know what you are thinking: Marta you be nutzo crazy.... look at this guy, he's a stud. But I have to say to that: It's all in the beard. It's grey it's showing his age. CUT IT OFF BRAD JUST CUT IT OFF. We want to pretend you will never age. We look at this picture and sometimes just pretend he has no wrinkles on his face. Normal people have wrinkles and we see them, but Brad Pitt wrinkles we don't see... but then again... IF WE TAKE A TIME MACHINE....

Now that's a stud.... ha just kidding. You guys got off too late now flash forward...

Oh snap here's a good age. So really most men and women would still love to get with the old Brad Pitt..but come on if you had a time machine or maybe you got a real life Benjamen Button case on your hands then lucky you. Lucky you.

Robert Redford.

 What a second did we take a time machine forward and this is like 70 year old Brad Pitt? Nope. This is current Robert Redford, the original Brad Pitt. Don't believe me? Take a lookie here at this hot stud:

AWE YEAH!
Sometimes I just wanna go to Sundance and tap Bob on the shoulder and say: Hey you have a son or uh grandson that is like the super hot age of Brad pit (refer to my blog titles Hot Dudes: Then and Now third picture down of Brad Pitt).

This one might surprise you Jeff Goldblum aka Chef Goldblum

 Weird right? But you can sense it from this picture that this guy is full of witty wit and at one point he had a bod that wouldn't quit. And he was in Jurassic Park, you know Steven Spielberg I would've kept him alive too even though he dies in the books.

Sometimes when you shave a hairy alien he ends up looking like this dude (don't get my reference? watch Earth Girls are Easy, sounds like an inappropriate movie, it really it isn't). Oh and he's in Independence Day. This guy is awesome and I just now really realized it.


Sometimes you have have the opposite effect. Sometimes people just look better when they get older. You're like woah that kid is super weird looking and then 15 years later you're like woah I'm pretty sure I feel like stalking this celebrity but I can't because I live so far away from them.

Robert Downey Jr. 

 Hmm.. a little confusing to know that he turns into THIS:

Age done him well, done him real well.

Patrick Dempsy 

 Nerdsy Mc Nerds Nerd. JK JK but I wouldn't be calling him Dr. McDreamy I'd call his older self Dr. McDreamy 100% no questions asked.

So unfortunately there isn't a time machine YET but alas these dudes are all actors so you can just watch an old movie with them in it, or a present day movie...



**(mickey rourke)

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Hot Dudes: Strangely Attractive

Okay, so this blog post is based 100% based on my own opinion.
Do you ever feel weird while watching a TV show or Movie or watching a music video or something with a famous person and you for some reason find yourself oddly attracted to them. You're like what is this? That guy isn't even that hot, but for some reason I am totally drooling over him. I think it has something to do with genetics... I'm attracted to them because we would have really strong children, oh genes, you sly devils.

1. (A recent attraction I've found) Blake Anderson

Uh first of all he obviously loves Nutella, and what woman doesn't want a man that love Nutella? Probably a woman who is allergic to hazelnuts but that woman doesn't count. Sure some people aren't into the big hair, but guess what if you had babies with them, they'd have cute hair.. I don't know what it is about that hair I just like it. Also that tiny sort of stache... it's so adorbs for some reason. And  he had these sort of weird teeth that remind me of an animal in a good way. You guys he also has a hot bod, I know because I watch Workaholics where he takes off his clothes off. Also I know for a fact that I am not the only one who feels this was, you read those comments on youtube and you'll see.

2. Jeremy Allen White

I don't know what it is about him. Perhaps it's because he plays a bad boy in Shameless who has a really good side because he's JUST TRYING TO HELP HIS FAMILY! I don't know. This is actually a really good picture he's sort of more weird looking. Sometimes he reminds me of this guy:

BUT I still would like to be his girlfriend... even though he could be Rodney Dangerfields long lost grandson.

3. Jame McAvoy

Awe, he looks so good in this movie (becoming jane) SERIOUSLY. Now people probably aren't like he's weird looking but they probably aren't like HE'S SO HOT, but I say that to myself every time I watch a movie with him in it. First of all I've never seen a movie with him in it where I didn't like his character, and I have it in my mind that actors act like their characters in real life. Strange fact: He is in the British version of Shameless (Jeremy Allen White is in the US version). I just like that show. K? k.

Some people who most people think are really hot but I don't think they are.

 Channing Tatum 

 I wouldn't mind looking at his body, don't get me wrong... but he's not somebody I drool over. First of all what is the matter with his jaw in this picture? Second of all his teeth are weird, third of all I absolutely hated HATED that dance movie he was in. And who wears their hat like that... COME ON!

JIEBS

 Maybe one day I could change my mind, but he looks like a really pretty girl right now. Maybe when he grows up. UNTIL THEN, girls are you are over the age of 18 you shouldn't think he's hot, that's just weird.

Hot Dude: Hot SIbs.

Sometimes one sees a human being and you think to yourself "Man that dudes parents must have the genes of a deity because that guy, THAT GUY can't be fully human". Then you remember that they are famous. So they have a little help, but also, they have some good genes. THEN you find out THERE ARE MORE!? Wait you mean there are multiple children of these people with these insane genes that make them look like a half god or something? It goes to show you, some people are meant to get pregnant and push out those gorgeous babes.

Hanson Bros. 

I had to do it. I know what your thinking, HANSON AGAIN? WELL they are just so good lookin' and now they are makin' babies like it's back in the old days when people had babies to use them for farm hands. Who blames them though, just look at those faces.

Hemsworth Bros. 

 Look at those four eyes. Like the icy blue ocean. Although I've never met them before, I think they seem really tall. Really tall people are great because usually when they are famous they also have lots of muscles, which it turns out these dudes totally do. If I am going to be honest though, I vote for Chris. I mean he gets shirtless in way more movies and he isn't dating Miley Cyrus.

Followill Brothers.

 Super hip.  AND well musicians. It seems though, maybe some of the genes wore out after Caleb, if I am going to be completely honest.... But still if I saw any of these men in real life I would totes be all over them... in my head.



Franco Brothers. 

 Oh hello sexy brothers. Both are hilarious. If you don't know who Dave Franco is well then, maybe you should go watch some movies. These two have the most adorable little grins and faces. You just want to just kiss them on the cheek and walk down the street me in the middle and we'd just be holding hands.

People who you feel bad for because they are so much uglier then their beautiful sibling. 

 Poor Guy.....Poor Poor Poor guy.....

Wow what A GOOOOOOD picture of both of them. I think Mark Wahlberg made the right decision in staying out of NKOTB, now he's in movies with teddy bears that talk with the voice of the family guy dude.