What Hot Guys Don't Do.

• Wear South Park T-shirts.

Yipes. Honestly, the show is great, HILARIOUS even, but for some reason the T-shirt is just a deal breaker. It’s a flash forward to the future: Nonstop quotes from the show.

• Anime.

The website that I found this picture from actually was titled: Petition: Legalize Marriage to Anime Characters. There are anime pornos, I think. I would google it but I’m afraid to. They all have creepy big eyes and majority of them are dressed up like children.

• Use Smiling emoticons in every text message :)

This could just be a personal thing but when dudes use those GD emoticons, unless it’s used properly as a joke.

• Puka Shell necklaces.

Don’t they just itch? That’s all I am thinking when I see them.

• Cat man.

You would think there was nothing worse than a cat lady, well there is, it’s a cat man.