Do you ever sit and wish you could hear the sound of rubber or plastic hitting the foot palm of some dudes sweaty hairy feet? No. And if you do you probably have a foot fetish and to that I have to say... you're welcome for this photo and congratulations on admitting to your strange sexual fantasies.
Guys aren't attractive from the waist to their upper thighs and then their ankles down. Keep that stuff up to the imagination.. Pretty please.
Wear affliction.
If you are ever finding your senses in confusion from blinding reflecting lights along with the powerful smell of cologne and tanning bed and constantly being stabbed by hair with a pound of product in it, it's probably a jerk in an Affliction shirt.
Some things people NEVER say about a guy wearing and Affliction shirt.
"That guy in that Affliction shirt looks really classy."
"I bet that guy in that Affliction shirt has really good taste in music, I bet his favorite band isn't Nickleback."
"I bet that guy in that Affliction shirt's penis is huge from all those steriods he takes."
And Lastly.
"I bet that guy in that Affliction shirt doesn't want to be in the MMA."
Have Tribal Tattoos When you are OBVIOUSLY not from a tribe.
The tattoo does not make your muscles look bigger but it does make you look like a big tool. BLAM! Never have I ever looked upon a man's bicept and thought, that guy really took the time and thought about that tattoo I bet he knows exactly what that means.
This guy is obviously not part of the leopard tribe. D-BAG!
The above things can all be found at your local Gold's gym.
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