Hot Dudes: The Olympic Ones.

It's that time of year again, the time that happens every two years... Where we all have those Olympic crushes. Now they are over but lets take this time to remember. Okay so after a month these crushes sort of fade away BUT THEN two years pass and AGAIN you get turned on by athletes. It's like regular athletes are NOT as hot because well, this is the entire world they are competing with and I guess that's the only time I am impressed by athletics. Now you may be thinking "Marta I think athletes are hot all the time." At this point I'd say this: #1 I don't care #2 The only athlete I know who isn't an Olympic athlete is David Beckham #3 Stop thinking things that oppose my blog

Ryan Lochte 
This American Gold Medalist Swims really fast. GOOD JOB RYAN LOCHTE! Now take off your shirt.

Ha ha! The site I got this picture from named this picture "Ryan-Lochte-Penis". This also makes a person be like... oh he has a legitimate reason to shave his chest so that makes it okay and I sort of like it but that is the only reason why a man should shave his chest (some other reasons are also legitimate, that was a lie, especially if you are disgustingly hairy).

Ryan Lochte is like the athlete version of Aaron Johnson... One thing though Ryan Lochte: STOP wearing that stupid Grill. It makes me want to punch you in those chiseled abs of your.
Apparently this is not the last we'll see of this man... Reality television show.

Peter Joppich

This German guy has a nice face, plus if there was a sword laying around your house (like at my house, I have two to be exact) and someone tried to break in, he could do a good job of killing that intruder. He's got some lame hair but I've never been to Germany so I can't judge, it could be the style.

Spanish Mens Soccer Team

Spanish men are hot, and so are soccer bods, combine the both and you have a really hot soccer team full of hot spanish men. End of story.

Tom Daley 

Not only does he have a super hot bod that I am glad that I saw in a speedo he also has a British accent, that being said he also had good teeth. Who cares if he only won bronze. He is also a baby at age 18, but it's okay he is legal, and only three years younger than me... If you are older than me then you are a little creepy.

I'm sorry Michael Phelps your face is too weird. But here are some funny pictures of some other athletes that were on a list of hot athletes that couldn't make my list.... because well you'll see.

 Russell Holmes, Volleyball is for girls.

I'm not sure why this picture exists but Danell Leyva has way too many pictures of himself with his shirt off taken by his Iphone, and well this picture. Okay so his body is nice but then again, this picture exists.

So that's all I have for the Summer Olympics Man Hotties UNTIL 2014 WINTER OLYMPICS I'm done talking athletes (except for maybe David Bekham).