Sometimes really good things can go bad, for instance ice cream. It can be so delicious because it's ice cream and then sometimes it can go bad like if you leave it out to melt and refreeze it, or if you just get a crap flavor (for instance crap flavored ice cream would be gross). This is a metaphor for men doing things that I think are hot but can also go bad (like the ice cream situation).
Tattoos.
No matter how much I try to deny it, I am all about the bad boy. Not really actually, just looking like a bad boy. Tattoos can be utterly attractive if done correctly like this:
Cool tattoos make you look artistic, even if you aren't. It also reminds people of pirates and pirates are sex. Then again there are SO MANY DOUCHEY TATTOOS.Sometimes it's in the form of a tribal symbol of a tribe you aren't from, or maybe it's a naked lady, or maybe it's just ugly. Here is one person who has every tattoo a person shouldn't have if you plan on not being a douche.
Ewe and he's wearing GD Ed Hardy, it makes this picture more accurate for what I'm trying to say.
Long (ish) hair.
For some reason it seems when boys have gorgeous hair it's like GORGEOUS HAIR. It's not like the typical pretty hair, it's like OH I literally do nothing with my hair and it looks like I spent four hours making it wave perfectly like this. Oh and if I feel like throwing it back in a pony tail, it'll look EFFING awesome. Those lousy SOB's. Here's some examples of stupidly beautiful dude hair.
Feel free to email stoppedbelieving@gmail.com to thank her for this picture.
Sometimes you have gross hair that shouldn't be had at all on top of your head. That hair doesn't make you more manly... it's gross.
This kind of hair is never okay. NEVER OKAY. Even if your hair is really thick and you think it'd look all good and long and flowing, it doesn't.
Dudes Acting Cute With Babies.
The huge problem with being attracted to guys who are playing with children is: that the child is most likely their child, with a different person, who isn't you, who is close by. This is a problem that you can't do anything about unless you are into being a home wrecker.
Married. Damn.
Married and has like 1 million children. Damn.
OH crap that is cute, kissin' his kid and stuff. Married. Damn.
When Boys Cry for Appropriate Reasons in Movies.
The moments I'm referring to... Emile Hirsch watching the horses in Into the Wild.
Oh man don't you just want to go cry about the horses with him? I do. I love a man who cries about seeing horses run in the wild. SOCIETY!
The other moment is about when someone is dying in that movie where Zac Efron has sex with a ghost but it's so cute when he cries. Awe, he's so sensitive and stuff.
Crying makes people's eyes look prettier. I feel like I should always take pictures after a cry fest because I LOOK FABULOUS.
How this can go wrong? Well if a real man is always crying in real life all the GD time, well that is just annoying. (It's appropriate when seeing wild horses and when people die, and other things too but the list is too long to make and it'd be boring)
Anyways you should probably fallow this link because it's so WEIRD! I laughed and laughed and laughed.
http://popcrush.com/one-direction-aged-whos-the-hottest-senior-citizen-readers-poll/
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