As the end of the year has come to an end there are all these countdowns of things. Best songs, best movies, sexiest man alive (come on Channing Tatum? Who chose that guy? Someone who likes male strippers probably).
Here's my top ten dudes of 2012. These dudes don't necessarily have to do with the year 2012 they have to do with my personal discovery of their good lookingness or I just think they deserve to be put on a hot dudes list.
10. Country Winston Marshall
Country Winston is awesome. He's in a little band called Mumford and Sons. He plays the awesome instrument called the banjo. Many people may not understand this unless you were lucky enough to see them live in concert. This dude got the moves when playin the banjo. He also is hilarious.
Banjo rolls for days.
And those jorts, who can pull off jorts? Country Winston, that's who.
9. Chris Messina
In
2012 Chris Messina was in two things that I love (The Mindy Project and
Jesse and Celeste Forever) , and this is where I was like Woah who is
that awesome dude with the crazy good upper lip? Did you catch that episode of The Mindy Project where Chris Messina has those amazing dance moves? Because I did, and I liked it.
8. Matt Hires
This is Matt Hires for those who don't know. He's a hipster girls dream he wears tight pants and plays the guitar and sings like a champion. What's not to love?If your not convinced by this picture (who are we kidding? That is a good picture and you are convinced), but we all want to see him play music.
See what I mean? Talent and the looks, best of both worlds.
Plus, this one time he recognized me at a concert as his fb friend.
7. Phillip Phillips
I am a 22 year old woman, American Idol is probably the last thing on the list of things for me to watch (that show is for middle aged women and pre teens). Anyways, the point of me telling you this is because there is a new American Idol named Phillip Phillips (I think his parents were playing a practical joke on him with that name (Is that really his name? Does anyone know?))
So I hear this dude on the radio and I was like "woah, this is good sounding" but I thought he'd look somewhat of an old guy because his voice reminds me of Dave Matthews. Well guess what, he isn't old he's really a good looking young man. Why is he unlike any other American Idol? Because he sings music I actually like.
6. Wesley in The Lumineers
This little band popped into the scene this past year of 2012. Wesley writes songs that make grown women bawl at their concerts as if she were a pre teen at a boy band concert. That's for real, I won't say who it was (it was my sister). He also has hair that looks like he leans on things, like one of those models.
That song. My goodness. I bet you're jealous because I spent New Years Eve with them. You are, I know it.
5. Taylor Hanson
Taylor Hanson pretty did nothing with the year 2012 except making a video of destroying guitars and vacuums, oh also there was that thing where he crushed everyone's dreams by having another child. He laughs in the face of the divorce statistics and keeps on being married.
Here's that video. How bout for year 2013 you go on tour and stop having babies, k?
4. Zac Efron
Remember this year when Zac Efron was in that movie where he was shown really strong and lifting heavy objects, that was nice! Oh he was also the voice in the movie The Lorax which means he has got a sensitive side? Also apparently Taylor Swift wrote a song about him, at least I stumbled upon a picture that said she did, I don't really know, I believe the internet. There is also an instagram page dedicated to him and I really think the girl thinks she is going to marry him, that's how good looking he is.
I had to do a shirtless picture, I just had to.
3. Aaron Johnson
Who could look this good as a blonde when his natural hair color is brown, there aren't many, and he's one of them. And I am all about the staches. I love a good stache. It's curly even. Oh and his hair are just these gorgeous locks. You're right Kiera, he is a murderer.
Oh he was also in that movie where he had dreadlocks and a poly-amorous relationship with that girl from Gossip Girl who I once saw the back of her head in real life. I think he was shirtless in that movie too. I think he also had a baby this year, which sucks for all of us. (come one your wife is like twenty years older than you!)
2. Gael Garcia Bernal
This year is the year I discovered the hottest Mexican alive.
He's the most popular page on my blog. He was in that funny movie with Will Farell that I watched half of because my eyes wig out when I read subtitles. He was also in that movie where he was a doctor and falls in love with a cancer patient who DIES. He cries in that movie. And if you follow my blog you know I love crying boys in movies. He also makes a beautiful woman because he plays a cross dresser in a movie. As you know from earlier I have this love for upper lip fascination. As you can tell he has a great upper lip.
1. Jesse Williams
This is the year that I caught up in my Grey's Anatomy, and I stumble upon this gorgeous human. How have I never seen him before this? I don't know. It's like being raised underground your entire life and then realizing the world isn't over and seeing the sun for the first time... except less drastic. It's more like seeing a really good looking person for the first time. He those adorable freckles that flecked perfectly across that nose of his. And those eyes, how is it possible? I think some people are born to be famous because they are beautiful, he'd be one of those people.
I also love collar bones. Check them puppies out.
Other reasons why I like him. I follow him on twitter and Instagram. He likes food and I like food, weird. His food looks way better than my food most of the time. I don't get how he is so fit, he eats lots of food. He also takes pictures of art that is neato cool. And also weird things that he sees. Things he doesn't do: take pictures of his face. That's a little unfortunate but sometimes when all your pictures of your face (Justin Bieber (I do follow jbiebs, I have to see what's all the hype is about. Lots of pouty faces)).
Here's a picture of him shirtless.
Awe to the yeah.
Also because life has to be crap bags he's married but what can you do?
So there it is. My list. If you don't like it then make your own on your own blog. YAY 2012! Let's see what 2013 has to bring us in hot dudes!
I am going to tell you a secret: If you are good looking you can ruin yourself by doing stupid things. Some people think they can do whatever and they will be good because they have a face of glory, guess what? Even if you have a face like Brad Pitt but you are constantly are talking about your stupid jeep and how awesome halo is and wear shirts that say stupid sentences, it doesn't matter how your face looks, I will probably only make out with you and that's it.
Wearing Shirts With Stupid Sentences on Them.
Sometimes people think it's funny to wear dumb things, and it's only funny when you are wearing it as a joke for like two minutes, but only maybe. Most of the time it's a no go.
If I saw someone wearing this I'd assume they were fat. I know you are trying to disguise your man boobs with words, but we all see them. No matter how big those words are we all notice them bouncing when you move in any manner.
Care too much about Cars.
There are things that I don't care about, on the top of that list is Cars. I don't care if your car goes fast. I don't care if your car has a neato paint job (unless it's painted with jellyfish, cause I think that would be cool). If you tell me the make of your car I will think you said the following: blah blah blah car stupid lame blah bloop. The only reason you should know about cars is to help me when something bad happens to my crap bag car such as: needing oil changes, flat tire, and other things that can go wrong with cars.
Of course a guy with that car would have jorts.
Have YOLO as your life Moto.
I discovered what YOLO meant this summer (I'm not a teen, I don't get these things, K?) You know what is dumb? Screaming YOLO when you are about to do something that is dangerous. Don't you see how stupid that is. "I'm going to take 10 shots of tequila! YOLO." Yeah you dummy, you only live once and then you die. So here's the deal maybe when you take 10 shots of tequila you should yell: I hope I don't only live once because I could die.
This is more like it. YOLO WHILE SEATBELTING!
Liking Computer Music.
When the main lyric of your music is WHOMP WHOMP DIDIDIDUDD that is a problem, because then when the actual lyrics starts it's usually has something to do with an ass or Patron or falling in love with a stripper. What happened to people playing real life instruments? People now use their farts they record into the computer and morph into a whomp sound. The pain I feel for the world. And also who thinks it's okay to have a haircut like this (it's only okay on cute girls):
No matter what a girl says to you, what she wants is you to be a Nicholas Spark's character. This dude must have like a secret vagina because he knows exactly what a romantic woman wants (and unromantic women, because women are romantic and if they say otherwise they are liars or just have a hormonal imbalance.) What makes a Nicholas Sparks character?
#1 You must have a hot body
I never thought I'd be into butt cleavage, but it's official, I am.Bow chica wow wow! Am I right?
He looks so slippery, and so ab having...
New Movie alert! Safe Haven... also hot bod. Woo Woo!
#2 Always be doing this
(I've never actually seen this movie because I don't like watching old people doing it)
#Say absurdly romantic things while possibly being teary eyed
Although it's not possible to be kissed every second of every day, I would do it if zac efron was my man candy. Dear lord, I would.
He's so talland nice looking. Also always use that line "You're not like other girls" perf.
Dear lord, This is why us ladies hate our boyfriends because they don't say things like this. RYAN GOSLING FOR REAL STOP RUING OUR LIVES!
So if you want your girlfriend to like you, either don't ever let her watch any of these movies, or perhaps take a note from Nicholas Sparks. I think I'm going to have a long night of Nicholas Sparks movie watching, seriously, this shit is good.
You know those times when your uterus implodes because it knows it will never be impregnated by either Zac Efron or Ryan Goslings' babies and then you're rushed into the emergency room for false imploding uterus scenario and all you are thinking is "At least there will be Dr. McDreamy or Steamy to operate on me. Turns out all doctors are not hot. TELEVISION YOU RUIN OUR LIVES!
So here's list of hot docs that television tricks us into thinking maybe were based off a real life hotties. (the likelihood of this is a severe hell to the no, (has anyone ever seen a hot doctor? (for real?))).
George Clooney aka Dr. Doug Ross
To be honest all I remember about about ER is when Dr. Green has brain cancer and he sticks out his tongue and it's crooked and his CANCER RETURNS and then he dies in Hawaii to the song "somewhere over the rainbow".
Anyways everyone thinks George Clooney is hot (all I see is a Ceasar haircut and droop eyes)(not even the eyebrows turn me on) Okay he's good looking but I don't want him to fill my uterus.
Jesse Spencer aka Dr. Robert Chase
Hello British accent! Hello smartie to the pants. He discovers strange illness like how those one people who were half siblings and didn't know it and were banging and making each other sick... that episode had Phil of the future guy Oh he's hot:
See hot (he's not a doctor but I'd forget if I didn't post about his hottness)
Martin Henderson aka Dr. Ben Keeton
Hello New Zealand accent! Hello Dimples! Hello Doctor in a crazy jungle. They don't even have to wear scrubs in the jungle just really tight shirts that hug all the right places aka pecs and abs. Yay! Sure he has a wife in a coma who is paying for the jungle hospital and is dating a dying mistress, but that's all for kicks and giggles he also gets down to serious doctor business, I think... I don't really remember the doctor stuff in that show. That's probably why it got canceled.
Chris Messina aka Dr. Danny Castelano
I have like a weird HUGE ATTRACTION to this guy. Perhaps it's because on The Mindy Project he had some serious dance moves. And he's just adorable. He has weirdly attractive lips that are awesome.
Patrick Dempsy aka Derek Shepherd aka Dr. McDreamy
So this isn't really a real doctor picture because he isn't scrubs but hey he looks good. He has this gaze... it's like he is staring into your soul and caring:
See what I mean, he cares. HE CARES! Plus he has that wavy curly god like hair. And stubble, good old stubble. And then he works on brains, which seem really hard and if I thought I had brain cancer then it'd be like POW! cured, operated.
Eric Dane aka Mark Sloane aka Dr. McSteamy
Shirtless? Yes, often in Grey's Anatomy he is shirtless. Like the perfect amount. Jk, the perfect amount would be all the time, am I right ladies? Am I right homosexual boys? Am I right boys who are man enough to say that they know that this guy is SEX ON A STICK! Plus if you wanted some new boobs, score! BOOM! Plastic Surgeon! Here's some more shirtless pictures of McSteamy:
Justin Chambers aka Alex Karev
He is such a dick hole, really he is. BUT THEN he gets ALL CUTE! Seriously. Sarah (my sister who doesn't cry) bawled like a girl on her period when Alex and Izzy got married. And then he was all singing to children and shit. We all secretly love the bad boys with no feelings the types that just takes the right woman to make him feel his feelings. Oh Alex.
Jesse Williams aka Dr. Jackson Avery
Is it possible that he outshines both Mcdreamy and McSteamy? It's possible, you want to know why? He has the eyes of McDreamy:
And the Bod of McSteamy:
He may just outshine them... They just need to put that boy in a love story and I'll be set (perhaps he will, I'm not up to current Greys).
Anyways, I just wish I could find a hot doc so I wouldn't have to see them that much and they would take care of me and my hypochondriac of a sister, also doctors make a lot of money, and I like traveling. WOO!
Well if you are a normal person, really your birthday is a sad thing, it's a step closer to your death and a step closer for you being old and ugly (unless you are one of those jerks who gets better looking as you age (guess what, if you live long enough there is no such thing as a sexy 80 year old)). If you aren't a normal person aka a celebrity, everyone cares that it's your birthday, because the day you were born you made the world like a million times better looking (and a million times worse because most people will never have sex with you).
October is the month of hotties named Zac: Zac Efron and Zac Hanson. YAY!
Zac Efron
There once was a time where you were a normal person, and yes, a little weird looking, but a little Disney project called High School Musical came out (and you fixed your weird teeth (it's his birthday so I'm not posting his weird looking phase K?))and fame followed. And fame has done you well, real well.
Dear Mommy Efron: THANK YOU! Thank you thank you thank you thank you. Thank you for possibly ruining your bod to birth this man. Thank you! And Zac Efron, thank you for being alive and thank you for always having your shirt off lots of the time. Finding pictures of you with your shirt off is the easiest thing. And I like it. So happy birthday.
Zac Hanson
Oh Zac Hanson. Zac Hanson. You have the voice of a beautiful man angel that fell down from a place where hot people exist and are really talented and are really nice, probably. (I once sort of talked to him so I know. He also told my sister that my brother would probably save her if she was being attacked by a shark, which is a nice thing to say.)
He is proof that if you are a cute child then most likely you'll become an attractive adult.
WHAT A CUTE KID!
Now here he is as an adult:
Dear Mommy Hanson: THANK YOU! DEAR LORD THANK YOU! Man have you ever seen anyone pull of aviators with such grace? I haven't. He wins.
How does he know The Beatles and Hanson are both my weaknesses? He knows, and it kills me with hottness, KILLS ME! That Hair! That TALENT! HAPPY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY!
(interesting fact: his birthday is a day before mine, so that means... something I am sure.)
Most of the time dudes have eyebrows. Unless you're this guy:
Eyebrows. Well I don't know how to explain the phenomenon. It's not the bushy brow, but sort of is. It's more like just "the brow". It's almost as if his eyebrows are waving at you but not, because that's creepy, but it's the feeling of that, in a good way. It seems that when someone has the brows that I speak of they also have those puppy dog eyes. Always melting your soul with those puppy dog eyes and those GD brows.
Lee Pace
A little bushy yes, but that just makes him adorable. I figured it out! The brows make them look like they are listening to every word. They are the ears of the eyes.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan
DENNY! Oh Denny. I always say I wish a boy would love me like Denny loves Izzy. It's those eyebrows, so full of love.
And then he cries. This may have nothing to do with his eyebrows, I just like it when guys cry and they have fantastic eyebrows.
Robby from Milo Greene
Hello saucy brows. I've met you in person. You make me feel uncomfortable because you stare into my eyes and then I get nervous because those brows are burrowing into my eyes and it's awful.
Andrew Garfield
That eye brow... ruffling, it's quizzical and puppy like. Frames to the windows of the soul.
Jake Gyllenhaul... (No idea how to spell that)
You would think those forehead wrinkles would make them old, but no, but NO, just good.
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