Hot Dudes: The Ones That Look Alike

Sometimes you think to yourself, man that man is pretty there couldn't be two of them or else the world would be unbalanced and would implode. That's sometimes true, there is only one kind of that dude, unless he has an identical twin or unless they are these actors who look like the same people.

Javier Bardem and Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Now if we're going to get all technical here we'd have to choose which one is better, right? Right. SOOOO Javier Bardem does have an accent, which is pretty sexy, plus he's been in award winning films... but then again he did have this hair:

Jeffrey Dean  Morgan does have a good cry face and was Denny (for all you avid Grey's Anatomy watchers out there like me). And we got to see his bum in that ps. I love you. AND in the that movie he has an Irish accent and plays guitar.

WINNER?
I'm going to go with Jeffrey Dean Morgan.

Onto the next one

 Ian Somerhalder and Kevin Zegers

I think it's unfair for someone to just have that blue of eyes but no, they both have stupidly beautiful squared jaws as well. But who wins?
 Lets look at the candidates. Kevin Zegers is mostly not famous except for that movie where he is a teen aged prostitute turned into a porn star whose father wants his dick cutoff (because he wants to be a lady). But he is REALLY good looking. Ian Somerhalder has been on such tv shows as: Lost (the guy who dies) and The Vampire Diaries (as the smooth side mouth talker vampire dude). Either way he's shirtless for many moments, SCORE. So who wins? Ian, because he met grumpy cat, duh. (I found this out from US weekly 30 random facts (he wrote the list in a NYC cab! OMG!))

 Taylor Hanson and Emile Hirsch

These two are proof that i definitely have a type, because these two on my top of hotties list, and they are slightly different versions of each other. I am a sucker for good looking faces, what can I say? So who wins? Sorry Emile but it has got to be Taylor because he's taller and writes beautiful music and is less hairy (but you do see Emile's wein in Woodstock if that's what you're into)

John Paul White and Johnny Depp

 

Here's the thing about humans who are attracted to attractive men, we all have a soft spot for piratey looking guys, if you don't have the soft spot then you probably aren't attracted to attractive men. Both of them have wicked cool tattoos and have that facial hair that is communicating that they may or may not have the ability to sail a pirate ship. So who wins? Well if I am going to be honest here I love John Paul. He has a combination name of the two best Beatles and plays guitar so well and stuff but I would get cyber bullied if I didn't have Johnny Depp win. Plus: He wins the pirate off. (he also plays music, hello, did you see him play with The Black Keys?)

 

 

So there it is, the Hotties who look like different hotties.