Friday, March 1, 2013

Hot Dudes: Strangely Attractive #2

Sometimes you're old or a little bit weird looking and not what most people would call SUPER HOT. But then you are bad ass, or a really good crier, or you have a really good talking voice, or really bad ass... so in my eyes (and probably most people who read this blog's eyes) you become attractive. I only feel a little bit weird about it, but mostly really okay with it.

CHRISTOPH WALTZ DUH!
He's as old as my mum, so what who cares?

I don't care that he's as old as my mum he is so bad ass! I would totally just be in love with him forever if he would be into that. And have you seen that amazing beard? Look at it. WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!? I don't know how many of you have seen Django, but this man stole the show. All of you nod in agreement because he won an Oscar you dumb dumbs.
He also has this amazing voice (Austrian accent) LOVE IT! Also he hosted SNL! God Damn Fred Armison getting to get some from my Christoph and he probably just takes it for granted.
Thank you to the tumblr who made this gif, it's too good. TOO GOOD! I don't think it's strange that I think he's attractive (my mom now has a new found crush because I showed her him today), but some people might think it's weird.

Daryl from The Walking Dead. 
Yeah he's a dirty redneck but he's also SO BAD ASS! He drives an vintage motorcycle, has crossbow skills and looks for little children who are most likely zombies. So what he's related to that gross one armed guy who everyone hates? I am kind of disappointed that he wants to bang the grandma looking lady but it's kind of cute, like when he finds her and stuff. Anyways I think everyone will hate The Walking Dead if Daryl dies, I will. Maybe he's dead already but I haven't been able to watch the new season, I AM POOR K GUYS!

Tate from American Horror Story. 
Three words: good at crying.
Yeah he murdered people in high school but it is mostly his mothers fault (because she is a crazy bitch). Yeah he impregnated his love of his (dead) life's mother but that was BEFORE he knew her! DUH! I mean, come on guys, he almost murdered that one skateboard kid so Violet didn't have to be alone. HE HAS CHANGED! I would forgive him if I was Violet because now her mom is dead because of giving birth to his demon baby and now she has her mom to keep her company in the ghost world. If you haven't watched American Horror Story I just ruined for you. I just think he's so cute. 

Plus he's from 1994, and I now am into grunge, so that helps.

Anyways, there are some more people I am strangely attracted to. LETS NOT PRETEND THAT IT'S THAT STRANGE THESE DUDES ARE ATTRACTIVE!